I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
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