It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Randomize
