I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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