But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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