You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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