They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I will pee on everything he values.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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