Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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