my soul wont recognize me after tonight
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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