I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
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