Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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