Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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