bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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