8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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