There is no way he is gay with that hair.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
Randomize