I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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