It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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