google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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