Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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