Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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