so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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