If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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