What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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