ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
Randomize
