can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
accomplished twins. life is a go
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
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