It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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