Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
Randomize
