I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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