i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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