I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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