Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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