at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
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