1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
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