So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
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