ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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