The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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