I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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