No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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