Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
they need to just BURY HIM!
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
