He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Randomize
