forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
jump out the window naked night went bad
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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