Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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