she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
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