I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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