GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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