We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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