I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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