I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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