So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
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