kristin has been a bad kristin
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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