his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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