Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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