I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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