doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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