it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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