he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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