Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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